Many have heard me speak of a 'holy grail' of obvious jams, so completely obvious that it obviates 'completeness' itself. In other words, it's sooo obvious, one needs not waist the keystrokes on even explaining it. One needs only present a simple video of the jam in question, embedded in the HTML, and let the people see that it was GOD'S subtle genius obviously at work. And it was good...really good.
However, in this instance I should elaborate: say for example that an unexpected cache of fragile, deified treasures, perhaps yet to be fully expressed in the physical Universe, existing solely in the mind of God, waits for us somewhere within our reach. We have only to disable the cagey mechanisms in our brains that sorrowfully inhibits this promise of serenity, and that fogs the bitter perception with illusion and certain catastrophy.
After these barriers have been struck down, we would be ready - nay, deserving - of this long lost, so obvious jam... Praise Jesus!
Listen to the insistent, even gleefully stabbing refrain: 'We're gonna have a good
time tonight! Let's celebrate...it's all right!''
I'm sorry, but as jams go... this shit is in the fucking stratosphere!!
No doubt, no doubt! One would be hard pressed to find
btdubs...this shit is hinges!
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